Sunday Family Humour 2nd September
Sunday Family Humour 2nd September
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A COWBOY NAMED FRED
Thanks to Alex S.
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this,
he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient:
"Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle,
and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy,
but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.
The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly, then asked,
"All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Fred," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,
Fred replied,
"...The Balcony..."
National Geographic Photos
Thanks to Ray M.
One of the World's Best Bartenders
Thanks to David H.
Photos of Britain
Thanks to Ray M.
This collection of aerial photographs giving a spectacular bird's eye view of Britain from above has been released to mark the Queen's Jubilee year.
Bustling cities contrast with serene stretches of glorious countryside as sites that might seem ubiquitous from the ground are transformed into unique and wonderful images when viewed from above.
The heart-stopping shots are the work of aerial photographer Jason Hawkes who developed a love of Britain 's varied landscape since taking his first flying lesson 20 years ago.
Perfect location: The Glenfinnan Viaduct in Scotland featured in the Harry Potter films.
Jubilee year: Buckingham Palace dominates the landscape in this aerial view of London
Jolly hockey pics: Pictured from above these sports pitches and the ant like people playing take on a strange geometrical beauty
Field of dreams: The Oval cricket pitch in South London at night
Fun land: A rollercoaster track twists and turns to form an incredible colourful image at this amusement park in Southend-on-Sea .
Looking down on an angel: A rarely seen view of Anthony Gormley's Angel of the North sculpture in Gateshead
Brighton Pier:
Hanging out with Nelson: A view looking down on Nelson's Column in London 's Trafalgar Square
Ace view: Centre Court at the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Club
London suburbs:
Heritage site: A quiet moment at Stonehenge
Nooks and crannies: A lighthouse looks out over a rugged stretch of coast near East Prawle in Devon
Myth and legend: Some believe Glastonbury Tor in Somerset is the final resting place of King Arthur
Bluegrass: A field of Flax in Buckinghamshire takes on magical properties
Wrong turns: Longleat maze near Bath is the largest in Britain
Eiffel Tower Construction
Thanks to Lee
First Motor Home (RV)
Thanks to David H,
The Ford House-Car Q-dog
This is one of only six Ford House-cars said to have been made per year in the mid-30's at the Ford plant in St. Paul, Minnesota, according to an article in a 1993 "Old Cars" magazine.
Very few others - perhaps none - remain on the road and certainly not in such amazing original condition!
When discovered in a garage under a heavy cover in northern Minnesota in August of 2001, it had only 19,000 miles on the odometer and the owner's manual was still in the glove box in like-new condition!
The RV had always been garaged and treated with much 'TLC' as a collector vehicle.
The all wood lined interior was still the way it appeared in the '30's complete with framed photos of the original owner on his travels, mainly to Florida, and his cabin in the North Woods. It also had other memorabilia from that era.
The Ford House-car was built on a '37 Ford Pickup frame and cowling and was powered by a 60 horse power, flathead V-8 with aluminum heads. The rear framing is all wood, with the metal skin wrapped around it. The roof structure is all wood over which the heavy, waterproofed canvas top is still very securely fitted. The structure of the body is solid, appearing to be all oak hardwood and it's still in a remarkably unaltered, undamaged condition!
The door frames are thick, solid oak as are the window frames although those have been painted over.
This House-car was a big hit at this campground once we got that great old 'flattie' V-8 hummin'! Note the expanding roof (it's that 'extra' roof piece barely visible in the picture) and the original dark green color, which has been repainted. All four side windows open while the back one tilts out in three positions. The windshield also tilts open at the bottom for 'natural' AC while driving.
Here are a few shots of the Ford House-car on the road...
Here's a look at the interior.
It's a slice right out of 1930's just as the original owner had it. All the windows have curtains for privacy and there are pull-down shades on the back window, as well as on the driver's and passenger door windows. Note the wide storage cabinet under the bed.
The wood headliner gives the 'cabin' a warm and inviting rustic feel. You can also see it has a ceiling vent and the canvas expanding roof portion visible in this picture. Four wood pieces securely support the expansion when it's in the 'up' position, while clamps secure it when it's down while traveling.
Note the cedar branches hanging in the corners to give the cabin a natural, north woods aroma. Cabinets and the aluminum sink, that includes a wooden cover insert, are visible on the left. All the antiques inside, as well as on the walls, came along for the ride. Also note the collapsible table behind the driver's seat.
It's amazing how simple vehicles were back then! No computerization to be concerned about!
Beach Towel Illusion
Thanks to David H.
