Sunday Family Humour 11th November Page 2

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Unfortunate Email Addresses

Thanks to Ray O',

Companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their

online name might appear!

These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that

represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:

http://www.whorepresents.com/

2. 'Experts Exchange' is a knowledge base where programmers can

exchange advice and views at:

http://www.expertsexchange.com/

3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than

'Pen Island .....' It can be found at:

http://www.penisland.net/

4. Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at:

http://www.therapistfinder.com/

5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator'company. Check it out at:

http://www.powergenitalia.com/

6.'IP computer' software, there's always:

http://www.ipanywhere.com/

7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art' await you at their wacky Web site:

http://www.speedofart.com/

Fifty shades of........

Thanks to Tony H.

FIFTY SHADES OF ................

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations,

you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied

your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you

drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,

only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making

it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........

Bleedin' mosquito!

Only in Australia

Thanks to Tony H.

Only in Australia.ppt

DUI _ Alcohol Test

Thanks to Tony H.

Wooden Car

Thanks to Lee

Wooden Car.ppt

F-18 fighter jet demise

THanks to David H.

Incredible photos from last Friday's accident in Canada ( Lethbridge ). Check out the sequence of the canopy leaving the scene, the pilot in his rocket-powered seat coming out, the parachute opening sequence, and the separated seat falling away. Modern technology at its best. All of this happened in about two seconds from canopy off to the fireball.

Check out all the smoke from the canopy rocket motors.

There he goes! So that's what the striped handle does! The left engine has the nozzle fully open, showing that #1 engine was developing no power.

The white thing is the seat-stabilazing drogue chute. Notice the pilot’s head pinned to his chest from the severe “g” forces produced by the solid rocket motors in the ACES II seat. They burn for about 2/10ths of a second . . enough time to propel him at least 60 feet clear of the aircraft. Hellova ride.

One millesecond from eternity for a beautiful FA-18. Check out the now-unoccupied ejection seat following the aircraft to glory.

The moment-of-impact photo shows flame shooting out of the left engine . . its “last gasp”. There goes the seat above the fireball. The pilot will be downing his first of several shots within the hour, soon as his hands stop shaking.