acronym
AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BMW Big Money Waste
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CHEVROLET Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time (thanks to David Stott)
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle on Long Extended Trips
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia
DELTA Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
DELTA Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
DOS Defunct Operating System
DNA National Dyslexic Association
DUMBO Down Under Manhattan Bridge Overpass
FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FIAT Funny Italian Attempt at Technology
FORD First On Race Day
FORD Found On Road, Dead
FORD Fix Or Repair Dail
GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming!
HONDA Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!
IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM I Bought Macintosh
IACOCCA I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation of America
IPOD Ignoring Present Obscene Demand
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
LOVE Loss Of Valuable Energy
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MARINE Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected (thanks to LCpl Kimberly)
MARINE My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment (thanks to Wayne Cox)
MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS Meaningless Information Purveyed by Salesmen (thanks to Joe Dubner)
MOPAR Mostly Old Parts and Rusted (thanks to Bruce Weston)
NASCAR Numerous Autos Simultaneously Circling Around Rednecks (thanks to Bruce Weston)
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NASCAR Not All Southerners Care About Racing (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself (thanks to Everett Lindsey)
NTSC Never The Same Color
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
PASCAL Pedantry And Strictness Created A Language
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard [user failure / user error]
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PMS Pack My Suitcase (thanks to Dutch)
PMS Please Make it Stop! (thanks to Kiara Steele)
PMS Pass My Shotgun (thanks to Kat Simmons)
PMS Potential Murder Suspect (thanks to Travis)
PMS Psychotic Mood Shift (thanks to Kat Simmons)
PMS Punish Men Severly (thanks to Jon Chen)
PMS Purchase More Shoes (thanks to Jodi and Lorie)
PONTIAC Poor Old Nutjob Thinks It's A Cadillac (thanks to AntBriWes)
POTS Plain Old Telephone System
RENAULT Repair Ever Needed, Always Useless, Lotsa Trouble (thanks to Curtis)
RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
SCSI System Can't See It
SCSI-2 System Can't See It Again
SNMP Security Not My Problem
SOS Save Our Sausages (thanks to Lee Hoyle)
SUBARU Still Usable, But All Rusty Underneath
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TOYOTA The One You Ought To Avoid
TOYOTA Too Often Yankee Overpriced, This Auto (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)
US ARMY Uncle Same Ain't Released Me Yet (thanks to Everett Lindsey)
USMC Uncle Sam's Misguided Children (thanks to Everett Lindsey)
WIIFM What's In It For Me? (thanks to Rick Morgan)
WINDOWS Wonderful Interface No Dos User Would Sanction
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WYBMABIITY Will You Buy Me A Beer If I Tell You [when people ask what that acronym stands for]
YAMAHA Your ass, my ass, haul ass! (thanks to Justin Jarrett)
© 2010 compiled from many sources by Howard Daughters
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