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Big Bertha go whoosh
Health and Safety hate this group
Haha, flame go green!
Tuesday after school
Lots of weird experiments
Wonder and explore
Learning science fun
It is meant for everyone
Pyromaniacs
Acid in my eye
I am not able to see
How unfortunate
Poetry science
For unusual students
Act of defiance
Elephants Toothpaste
It hit the ceiling two times
Oh no! What a shame
Natty running wild
Sam screaming. Alice laughing
What a maniac
Fire burning bright
Watch out for the gas bubbles
Giant ball of flames
Alice organised
has plan to control chaos
oh no Ben arrived
Ben, tall and lofty
Prevails to create chaos
Oh no Alice comes
English teacher sci
Endeavors to make rainbow
Resounding success
Loopy flying plane
Strikes with vigour on the nose
Blood spurts but still wins
Emily makes flame
It melted her fingernails
Paddy's spirit lives
zebras toothpaste stripes
add red to make it sunburned
genius and fun
Isaac likes zebras
toothpaste. Played with food colour.
Forgot to eat lunch.
There's Toothpaste galore,
Elephant, Zebra, Devil
What about Giraffe?
To convey one's mood
in seventeen syllables
is very diffi-
-John Cooper Clarke
Not many people
Zebra's toothpaste created
Black foaming success
Hollee attentive
Mixed chemicals together
surprised by fizzing
Oscar made big mess
Created chaos, had fun
Would not donate blood
Eleanor, so calm
Chaos in background, much fun
Enjoyed Zebra mess
Isaac, but what if
Zebras mixed with elephants
Red and black stripy
Oscar left too soon
Missed zebra not elephant
Compensation flames
Sorcha always leaves
Before elephants toothpaste
Made zebra instead
Ben came all prepared
Carried away with ideas
A Zebra it is
30-second pause.
There is sound testing galore
Quickly! Strike a pose!
Cool experiments
We made cool explosion, yes!
Colours make cool boom
Noah happy is
Flames, colours, lots of bright light
Spilt meths, happy not
Isaac zebra makes
Toothpaste yes but red as blood
Zebra in blender
Fun fact. Did you know
that Ben's legs are very long?
He is also smart
Shidoh likes to
burn copper in methylated
spirits in Science
pyromaniac
they like to burn stuff in the
science lab oh no....
Lovely computer
Oh, how I detest thee
Please fetch the mallet
In flames it met sky,
Lessons from fiery descent,
Science learns to fly.
Shockwaves though the school
Meth and elephants toothpaste
Drop match and go boom
Don't ever trust Ben,
1:4:2 he said, big boom,
I'm very sorry people.
Mr Jim Gilbert
Once in a lifetime teacher
He will be very missed
There was two children
boom, explode demolition
the children go gone.
This is what happens when you let an English teacher into a science club full of nerds.