Below is a list of the most recently passed laws in the Principality of Woodlandia

• It is considered an illegal offence to play a musical instrument of a trumpet in the presence of the Prince.

• All babies born in the Principality of Woodlandia must be DNA tested by the age of one year.

• It is against the law to climb any Woodlandia tree, without permission.

• Helium filled balloons are not permitted in Woodlandia.

• It is against the law to damage any Woodlandia plants or trees (especially pine).

• Due to the unethical treatment of ducks and geese, Foie Gras is banned throughout Woodlandia.

• It is illegal to feed wild animals, if not fed from a designated feeding area.

• To maintain health and sanitation, spitting (including chewing gum) anywhere in the principality is an illegal offense.

• Wearing a mask in public is considered illegal (unless a holiday or special occasion allows for it, or be it for work or medical reasons).

• Drones are legal in Woodlandia as long as residents, guests, and visitors fly within the perimeters of their occupied area. It is illegal to fly a drone or any airborne craft above the treetops.

• Carrying a snake in public is forbidden.

• It is against the law to use a dogsled on the sidewalk.

• All motor vehicles are illegal in Woodlandia, unless issued a government permit.

• It is illegal to kill a honeybee in the Principality of Woodlandia.

• It is against the law to whistle (unless singing) or to blow a whistle in Woodlandia unless you are a public worker or during an emergency.

• Due to the nation's small size, it is illegal to play the bagpipes in Woodlandia, unless you have a permit to do so.