Claremont's Really Academic Paper

Our first Issue! Released on 2/9/22. We talked about the O'Connor student center, Word Searches, and interviewed student "superstar" Benito Sanders.

Our second Issue! Released on 3/8/22. We included an open letter to the CHS Wolfpacket, an Ode to Vladimir Putin, some Limericks, and a guide to celebrating St. Patrick's Day again.

Our April Fools Day Issue! Released 4/1/22. We decided to tackle real, hard-hitting news, and changed our name to the Wolf Packet to reflect that. We came up with that name all by ourselves.

Star Wars and May come together to make Space Tequila!! Released 5/4/22. This issue covers lots of ground, mostly about StarWars. It's also our first issue with cartoons!

This year has been like a shipwreck. Released 6/16/22. This issue says goodbye to the seniors and gives some fun summer plan ideas, plus loads more.

We're back! Released 9/12/22. This issue covers everything school related, and is our longest issue in the history of the universe! We didn't talk about the queen though...

Boo! It's our Halloween Issue! Although it may be short, this issue delves into facets of Halloween previously unexplored, plus it gives you your Horoscope. Enjoy!

Thanksgiving already?! Released 11/18/22. This issue covers all the stuff we love about thanksgiving, and features the debut of our new column Sebastian's Corner.

Happy Holidays! Released 12/21/22. Our 1st annual holiday issue is here, and with it comes a slew of new writers! Plus, a new Sebastian's Corner.

Happy January. Read our oddest issue yet, "Riding the Wolf". Released 1/29/23. It has a lot of weird and unconnected articles hastily assembled just before (and during) CHS finals. We have great time management skills!

Happy Valentine's Day! Read our hottest issue yet, "The Love Issue" now! Released 2/13/23. It has a lot of romantic and lovely articles, a celebration of our first anniversary and a new "Sebastian's Corner."

This is a weird issue. Released on 3/17/23. We used A.I. to write some of it, and the rest is some interesting St. Patrick's Day jargon. Also, Sebastian is back!

Our second April Fools Day Issue! Released 4/1/23. We decided to tackle real, hard-hitting news, and changed our name to the Wolf Packet to reflect that. We came up with that name all by ourselves.

Our final issue of the year! Released on 6/9/2023. Featuring Sebastian's Corner, Year-End Shoutouts and special revelations regarding summer, plus a goodbye to C/o '23! There's an odd amount of poetry in this one, so you have been warned.

Our first issue of the year! Released on 9/19/2023. Featuring our thoughts on the new school year, cowboys, tips and tricks, Sebastian's Corner and a painfully real portrayal of the talking stage. 

Autumn is here! Released 10/30/23. In this issue, we tackle all things autumn: homecoming, halloween, pumpkin spice, taylor swift, fnaf, and much more! Read it now. Trust me.

Autumn is still here! Released 11/21/23. We've been suffering from extreme writer's block the past few weeks, but we didn't let that stop us from writing an issue. Just from writing a good one. Read it now!

Happy Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us! Released 12/23/23. We've been procrastinating like crazy on this issue, but it's finally here, just in time for Festivus. It's a crazy issue, but we think you'll enjoy it. Take a look!

If you're reading this magazine, you already know that the world is not as it seems... Released 1/31/24. From John F Kennedy and Jeffrey Epstein to Sasquatch and UFOs, this issue is chock full of the things they don't want you to know... who are they, you ask? Click to find out.

Three letters: U. S. A. United States of Awesome. Or is it? Released 2/29/24. As somewhat proud Americans, that's what we’ve decided to cover in this issue. From Warren G. Harding and Donald Trump to Taylor Swift and the voting process, this issue is about as American as income inequality and stalled, ineffective legislative chambers!

March is a weird month. Released 3/29/24. So we put out a weird issue. Enjoy this refreshingly mismatched, random, and funny collection of pieces, ranging from the concept of March to reimagined Beatles songs.

Our third April Fools Day Issue! Released 4/1/24. We decided to tackle real, hard-hitting news, and changed our name to the Wolf Packet to reflect that. We came up with that name all by ourselves.

We all know there’s no L in Claremont, because Claremont never loses! Released 5/29/24. In this issue, we explore various sides of the winningest public high school in Claremont, CHS. Oh, and also the Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, obviously. It may be one of our best. 

O saying goodbye sucks. So instead, let's say Bon Voyage! Released 6/13/2024. Featuring our thoughts on summer, valedictorian Kepha Sher's speech, Sebastian's Corner, poetry, shoutouts, and goodbye notes from our president. It's a must read!!

We're back again for another year! Released 9/17/2024. In this issue, we talk about some important crap: the football team, water, and Prince Andrew, to name a few. We guarantee its more fun than doing your homework!

It is October! Or as they say in german, es ist Oktober! Released 10/31/24. In this, the spookiest of issues, we cover everything from Monster Mashes to Minecraft to a mysterious haunting on campus. Plus, the german word for "the" is DIE! It's almost as spooky to us normal folks as Death is to normal folks.

It's Thanksgiving, so Merry Thanksmas! Released 11/28/24. To celebrate the thanksest of seasons, why not enjoy the thanksest of issues? We cover everything, from turkeys to turkeys to germans to Jake Paul to more turkeys! It's one of our most thankful issues this year!

Boxing Day is confusing, so we wrote an issue about it. Released 12/26/24. For stories about what exactly Boxing Day is, our annual Naughty/Nice list, and a letter from Bob Dylan himself, make sure to reas this issue. It'll be great! Or at least pretty good. Maybe above-average.

This isn't the American Dream, it's a nightmare! Released 1/31/25. CRAP has re entered the world of lazy political satire with stories about Jimmy Carter, Greenland, and the month of January. We've tried to make it a fun one, since right now, the world isn't.

O CRAP, O CRAP, wherefore art thou, CRAP?  Released 3/21/25. After a brief hiatus, we're back with an issue entirely in rhyme! Taking inspiration from Shakespeare himself, this issue covers everything from St. Patrick's Day to JD Vance to Soft Launching. Just make sure you're ready to annotate!

Our fourth April Fools Day Issue! Released 4/1/24. This year, instead of parodying the Wolfpacket, we bought them!! So please enjoy very first issue of the Wolf Packet (under new management).

Is Asbestos dangerous, toxic, and extremely outdated? Sure. But was the US way cooler when we used it everywhere? Yes!! Join us as we explore the wonders of Asbestos in our new issue. Released 5/26/25

It's summer, and there's no better way to ring out the year than by talking about Ancient Sumeria! Released 6/12/25. In this issue we discuss the graduating seniors, the year as a whole, and how it all relates to the cradle of civilization: Sumer.