The Sorcerer of a Thousand Goats

In some deep dark corner of the woods there lives a sorcerer of a wicked disposition. He is Igor of a thousand goats, and his proclivity is to enchant innocent people and turn them into goats! Then, he makes them cute little goat sweater and cute little goat pants and a cute little goat hat (with an embroidery of the person’s name) and finally he builds a new little goat house in his goat village for them to live in. No one knows why he does it, however legends say that he does it to punish anyone that displeases him, particularly those who ask why he turns people into goats. In some deep dark corner of the woods there is a village with a thousand goats and only one man...