Once upon a time there was a very stupid man. On a clear day the very stupid man was on his way to the village when he saw something up in a tree. It was a crow, chirping and crowing at a human tongue that was pierced on a branch. The very stupid man ran all the way to the village and yelled “I’ve seen it! I’ve seen it! A firebird in the woods!” A crowd gathered around him and they asked him “are you sure it was a firebird?” “I am, I am!” the very stupid man replied “for it was speaking with a human tongue!”