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Five Occultist Symbols and How The Gangstalkers Are Going To Eat Your Children By Using Them To Coordinate. Number 5 Will Shock You.
expert analysis by John Connor
Remember this is a joke. You should learn to take a joke once in your life—you miserable insect.To understand how these symbols are being used to harm our children, we must first analyze them.
This symbol, as you can see, is that of a sub shop business known as Jersey Mike’s, but looking past the subs, what else are they eating?
We see three distinct colors in this logo, and that is no coincidence. Three is a number often associated with six, and three sixes is the mark of Satan. The colors go deeper than that though. Have you thought about what the colors represent?
Red is often associated with blood. This contrasts with the white we see which often represents something holy. These go together to represent how even God can’t wash the blood off their hands. The blue is there as well, and blue is typically the color we associate with ice (think the hit game about slaughter and conquest, Minecraft). The connection with ice is that it signifies their hearts and souls, both of which are cold.
This is an "artist's" rendition of the logo.
Reddit is one of the current popular social media platforms. It is home to a lot of different communities. What is this logo hiding though?
In the logo we see an alien creature called the Snoo. Foreigners, by some people, are called aliens. This is important; but first, let us analyze the rest of the image.
The Snoo, or alien or foreigner is on top of an orange background. Orange, though, is a strange color. Orange lacks the relation to good things such as peace or life. Orange is often used to represent fire though. Using these two facts, we can conclude that people who use Reddit want all the foreigners to burn in a large pit of fire.
Tesla is a popular company owned by the world's stupidest and most undeserving billionaire, Elon Musk. Now let’s get to the analysis!
The first thing you see is the giant T, but it looks off. The T is separated into two parts and while this may seem an innocent stylistic choice, it is without a doubt the most ungodly and unethical decision I’ve seen.
The First part of the T is the little arc on top, and it already goes downhill from here. Straightness, in terms of lines, are often the representation of order (think cops asking suspected drunk drivers if they can walk in a straight line, or a well-made graph having straight lines). Yet, here, we see a slight curve, so we are already seeing this logo promote chaos over order, which often leads to more destruction.
Next, we have the bottom part of the T. The bottom part flipped upside down is reminiscent of a wizard's hat. Wizards are of course sometimes evil, but considering the aforementioned proof of chaos, this is definitely an evil wizard.
Underneath the large T, we see the word Tesla. Tesla is often associated with electricity as in Nikola Tesla and the Tesla coil. Using these facts we can learn that Tesla employees are chaotic lightning wizards.
Twitter—which I refuse to call X because the name change, like the person who did it (Elon Musk)—is stupid. Twitter’s logo is a simple one depicting a flying bird on a blue background.
Typically, ascension is represented as a thing of god, like in the Rapture, or ascending to heaven, but we can tell that that is not what this logo is representing. Birds are unable to go to heaven, so this ascension we see is not about meeting with god but, rather, due to its greed over the skies.
Let us not forget the colors. Earlier I said white is often a representation of holiness; but, since all birds are of Satan, this implies that this is a false prophet. This bird is nothing but an attempt to make the common man commit idolatry. It gets worse though.
The blue, while I’ve said can represent ice, obviously represents something else here. While you may say that, since this is a bird, the blue represents the sky. This is also not the case. The color blue is often associated with sadness, like in the Pixar movie Inside Out. This image is using the sadness of the populace to act as a false prophet to bring us further from God, so that He will not protect us from these people.
This is an "artist's" rendition. I tried okay? Not very hard, but still.
Mr. Beast is a popular YouTube philanthropist, but his logo calls his goals into question—what are his goals?
Mr. Beast has done a lot of charity, including planting a lot of trees and moving a lot of trash out of the ocean. His logo, though, is less innocent.
His logo consists of a panther with a bolt of lightning emanating from its eye and his name underneath in aggressive, bold letters.
Now I know there are some who have issues with his philanthropy due to the fact it is exploiting those less fortunate. There are arguments to be made for why there is a problem with, not Mr. Beast specifically, but the whole idea of philanthropy being broadcasted and monetised, and there are arguments for why philanthropy shouldn’t need to exist. This is all irrelevant to the article, though, because we’re here to see why he is evil, not debate if he is or not.
Blue! It represents a lot of things and they’re all very situational, but considering Mr Beast’s history with water, it only seems logical that blue would represent the ocean.
With the blue being water, the panther makes less sense, but when you consider that maybe not everything has to be taken literally, it starts to make sense. The panther represents a dangerous animal and water means that this animal resides in the deepest parts of the sea. The use of the panther, rather than another water animal is to prevent us from uncovering the secrets this logo holds. When we put this with his name we get dire results that could spell the end. Mr. is normal, though maybe on the formal end, but Beast is the concerning part. Beast could of course be his last name, or Mr. Beast is referring to his skill of taming beasts.
With these two ideas we get this:Mr. Beast is a man who is hiding his true goal of exploring the deep parts of the ocean to tame a ferocious water beast, behind his charitable act of cleaning up the ocean.
I am not entirely done though. “What about the lightning bolt?” you might be asking. You’re a good reader to have made it this far and apparently quite an observant one too.
The lightning bolt is pink which is an odd color choice; but, when we think of things that are pink, we reach one conclusion: hearts.
Valentine’s Day was February fourteenth this year as it always is, so we are safe for now, but I believe, with my expert analysis, that Mr. Beast is going to use the tamed, ferocious beast to take control of our lives on Valentine’s Day. “That’s the color of the lightning bolt, but what about the shape?” you ask; and to that, I ask you, when you use lightning to describe something, what do you mean? You describe something as lightning-fast or lightning-quick. We may have only until next Valentine’s Day to stop Mr. Beast from ending us all.
The original point, used in the headline, is to show how these symbols are hiding the coordinated efforts of the shadowy cabal to eat our children. We have seen how these symbols hide their evil. They are used to show where fellow members assemble, and they are used to signify their role in not just eating children, but ending us all. These analyses were made to help you. Now you know that, when confronted with something, whether it be new or old, you should question everything and assume everyone is out to get you. You must find the evil in everything, there is no such thing as good, or even neutrality, in this world.