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Bedside Hammer

I have a bedside hammer. Not on purpose. It’s probably been in my bedroom for like 5 years. Originally, there with the purpose to put something together or put a picture up. But it has now been promoted to the bedside hammer. Intruder? BEDSIDE HAMMER. Fire? BEDSIDE HAMMER. Fix something? BEDSIDE HAMMER. It sits next to the flashlight on the $6 Ocean State Job Lot stool, so it’s convenient for anything I may need it for. Luckily, the bedside hammer hasn’t had to be used for anything too violent, or important. But it’s always there. AND, it’s always ready when something does need to be fixed, or if something has to be put up. It’s perfect. 

I suggest everyone have a bedside hammer. I guess you could settle with a dresser screwdriver though, I had one of those for a while. One little thing though, be careful where you place your bedside hammer. It must be strategically placed. You MAY accidentally move it, and it, unfortunately, may fall off of the $6 Ocean State Job Lot stool that you must purchase, and fall onto the floor below. It will be kind of loud. But, hopefully, you don’t drop it on your foot. That would really hurt. Other than that, the bedside hammer is only beneficial to those who need the ultimate utility tool.