Prompts for the Absurd

Someone that faints at the sight of blood becomes a vampire.

A man is afraid of everything but has to go out into the world to save his mom.

The world is ruled by cats and dogs.

A male mermaid falls in love with a female manatee. He thinks she’s human.

An Uber/taxi driver picks up a doppelganger (someone who has the same name or the same physical appearance as the driver.)

Writing as yourself or through a character, discuss whether life has meaning and reason—or whether it's meaningless and nonsensical.

It’s midnight, and you’ve just brushed your teeth to prepare for bedtime. Suddenly, your phone lights up. Your best friend has just texted you that “the wolves are here.”  

More here:

https://robinpiree.com/blog/funny-writing-prompts

And here:

https://screencraft.org/blog/101-hilarious-or-slightly-amusing-comedic-story-prompts/