We Wish You a Merry Garble

We Wish You a Merry Garble

Copyright 2007 by Jeff Suzuki

This one emerged during the Christmas season, where for some reason I added the line “We'll keep changing tune and tempo...” to We Wish You a Merry Christmas. The music begins with We Wish You a Merry Christmas, then changes as indicated. Except for the final verse, the music is the opening stanza of the song indicated. If you sing this at a party, I can't guarantee your safety...

We wish you a merry Christmas (x 3) And a happy new year. Now bring us a figgy pudding (x 3) And bright it right out. We won't stop until we get some We'll keep changing tune and tempo To Silent Night: We won't stop To Away in a Manger: Until we get some To Jingle Bells: So bring it out right now. To Good King Wenceslas: We won't stop until we get To Joy to the World: Some. We won't stop To Auld Lang Syne: Until we get some To Rudolf, the Red Nosed Reindeer: We won't stop until To Frosty, the Snowman: We get some so To the “Five Gold Rings” of Twelve Days: Bring it right now!

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