The Quiche Lorraine Song

After Pensic 42 (our first Pensic this millennium, and the first Pensic with the kids), I realized that I hadn't been as productive performance-wise as I should be, so I vowed to go back to the one-a-month schedule (see my thoughts on the importance of prolificity). So I was looking over my website, and happened to come across my own blatherings on what to do when your inspiration has run dry. And of course, there was the line about a song on how to cook quiche lorraine. Now a it happens, there's an alman (processional) known as the Lorraine Alman, which would be the ideal music for it...and there's a few stories that go along with it...well, maybe I will sing it.