Sunday Family Humour 7th November Page 3
Sunday Family Humour 7th November Page 3
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
A very special thank you to all contributors.
12 of the finest
Thanks to Paul B.
12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres
ever aired on British TV and radio:
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator -
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator -
'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports':
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
'They seem cold out there.
They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
Cars we'll never see again
Thanks to Lee
1941 Chrysler Thunderbolt
1951 Buick Le Sabre
What would you give for this car now?
1951 Chrysler K310
1953 Buick Wildcat
1954 Buick Wildcat II
1954 Dodge Fire Arrow
1958 Lincoln Premiere
1955 Nash Rambler Cross Country Wagon
1956 Ford Sunliner
1959 Chevrolet Brook wood Station wagon
1959 Plymouth Fury
1958 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser
1951 Studebaker Champion
1971 Buick Rivera Boat tail
1958 Edsel Convertible
Back in the days when cars had style, and even with so many makes and models, all changing every year, they made a profit.
And, not only that But one could sit on the porch and name the cars as they drove by, unlike today, when they all look the same.
This is when a car was a car!
A Great Italian Beer Advert
Heaven or Earth
Thanks to Ray
who comments that the last picture has been Photoshopped - there is no star!
Cherry Blossoms Japan
Tundra
Autumn in Germany
Neuschwannstein, King Ludwig's Castle in Bavaria , Germany
Windmills of Holland
Beauty of Tibet
Disney Castle
Golden Maple Leaf
Edge of Glacier
Lavender Farm and Tree
Lavender Farm
The Scene of Eiffel Tower at Night
Blue Sea
Earthbound Rainbow
Mirror Lake
Lavender at the Foot of the Mountain
Comet (Make a wish)
The Purple Romance
Breithorn Peak ( Switzerland )
