Sunday Family Humour 10th January page 2
Sunday Family Humour 10th January page 2
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
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Children Writing About the Ocean
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles. (Kelly, Age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.
If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Michael, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just
like Emily Richardson.
She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
head. (Billy, Age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a
woman and pots And comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the Ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors
would whistle to Make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
better off Eating beans. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get
pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby
brother is always Crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister
has just got Pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can Give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
where I think They have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
and it makes my Willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
Divers can't Go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky, age 8)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was Going very fast. She says she won't do it again because
water fired Right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and
married my mom. (James, age 7)
Beer Thrower
Amazing Thailand
Thanks to Bill C.
Nothing is impossible in China
Thanks to David H
"When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a
dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o'
bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf
a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now.
Too many damm security cameras."