Sunday Family Humour 22nd August Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 22nd August Page 2
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
What a Bad Day Looks Like
Thanks to Ray
Jumping Without a Parachute
Thanks to DH
This 'incident' caused the USAF to ground its fleet of F-15's.
Hey, why am I looking up?
There I was just flying along, enjoying the flight...
And what's so cool is they actually pay me to do this!
Hmmm... What's that strange sound? Something feels different!
Whoa here. What the hell? Controls aren't working.
Time for a mirror check. Hey, where's the rest of my F-15?
Uh oh, it's over there. I think I've got a definite 'Aw, sh*t' going on here.
I gotta wonder, am I the first guy to ever experience 'cockpit-airframe separation anxiety?'
OK, enough is enough! I'm outta' here. But first the canopy has to go...
Hey that's GREAT! It worked as planned. Things are looking up now!
OK, now it's my turn. I'm gonna be gone - soon as I find that frickin' lower handle.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
How about the guy who took these pictures...
Just when it looks like it's going to be just another 'average day at the office'.. you never know!
What caused the mid air break up?
The main "longeron" (stringer) behind the cockpit failed due to corrosion.
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Panda Therapy
Thanks to Ray
Mum? Can you come and get me down now?
I'm not coming out. You'll have to come in and get me.
Kung Fu Panda...bring it on!
On the count of three.... lift!
Does this log make my butt look fat?
Betcha can't see me.....
Oops! Slight miscalculation.
You go. I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit.
It wasn't me! I didn't steal this bamboo shoot!
It was just sitting here, honest, I swear it!
I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom.
Pardon me but do you have a napkin?
Damn paparazzi! Could we have a little privacy please?
Dear Martha Stewart: I have this brown stain on my nice,
White, fluffy butt...
Shhhh! I'm reviewing...
I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree AGAIN. What is the matter with me?
I'm sure there's a way out somewhere. I saw an ant go this way yesterday.
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
Pandas looking for lost earrings....
Absolutely nothing accomplished. The perfect day for a panda...:-))
What is a nanosecond
Thans to DH
Dangerous Polar Bear
Thanks to Bill S
Polar Bear: I come in Peace
Norbert Rosing ' s striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon
tethered sled dogs in the
wilds of Canada ' s Hudson Bay.
The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the
polar bear wandered in.
It ' s hard to believe that this polar bear only needed to hug someone!
The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs.
May you always have love to share,
Health to spare,
And friends that care
Tiny Deer
Thanks to Lee
This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a wildlife hospital
after a car killed his mother.
Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult's hand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.
A t just six inches tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator in the intensive care unit at
Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire. He has only recently opened his eyes.
Les Stocker, founder of Tiggywinkles, said, "Rupert's mother had very severe injuries.
We brought him out and got him breathing, and then he went into an incubator on oxygen.
He is now being fed by a tube."
Tucked up: Rupert in an incubator.
Rupert pulls a striking pose for the camera.
Staff members are optimistic that Rupert, now five days old, will make a full recovery.
"Deer are very, very tricky, but this one has spirit. He's an extremely feisty little guy and quite pushy," Mr. Stocker said.
