Sunday Family Humour 13th December
Sunday Family Humour 13th December
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
A very special thank you to all contributors.
Good Photography
Thanks to Tony
Low clouds over a volcano.
This one takes a moment to figure out.
Wonder what it's pointing to?
Luminescence is beautiful...not sure whether the water is beautiful or terribly polluted.
It's nice to have friends!
The world going to sleep.
Very interesting patterns.
The world wakes up.
I want to live here.
Do you have them in something smaller?
I would love to know how this happened.
How wonderful is this wildlife?
Niagara Falls at night.
Ah, tranquillity.
How precious.
How majestic!
How austere!
Hope you remembered to fill the tank!
Winter in the Smokies.
Safety note: never go swimming alone.
Simply beautiful.
Even on your darkest day there is a silver lining!
Now, that's a shower.
A favorite, a dandelion covered with dew.
Another Beauty!
Be kinder than necessary
because everyone you meet
is fighting some kind of a battle
If My Nose Was Running Money
Thanks to Lee
The Bear and his Nap
Thanks to Lee
This bridge is on the Old Donner Pass Highway . It has a
spectacular view of Donner Lake and Donner Pass on
Route 80.
A bear was walking
across Rainbow Bridge (Old Hwy 40 at Donner Summit,
Truckee ) on Saturday when two cars, also crossing the
bridge, scared the bear into jumping over the edge of
the bridge. Somehow the bear caught the ledge and
was able to pull itself to safety. Authorities
decided that nothing could be done to help Saturday
night so they returned Sunday morning to find the bear
sound asleep on the
ledge..
After securing a net under the bridge
the bear was tranquilized, fell into the net, lowered,
then woke up and walked out of the net..
There is a
moral to this story you know; this old bear made a wrong
move and found he was hanging by his nails. Somehow he
was able to pull himself up onto the ledge where he saw
he was in a very bad, impossible situation and what did
he do? Yep, he took a nap and sure enough the Lord
took care of the situation while he was
asleep.
The moral of the story
is that when confronted with a bad situation, sometimes
the best solution is to take a nap and let the Lord take
care of the rest.
P.S. I am taking a nap today!
Beer Bottle Trick
Thanks to Blain
Quotes from Ghandi
“You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops
of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.”
“The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would
suffice to solve most of the world’s problem.”
“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
Mahatma Gandhi needs no long introduction. Everyone knows about the man
who lead the Indian people to independence from British rule in 1947.
So let’s just move on to some of my favourite tips from Mahatma Gandhi.
1. Change yourself.
“You must be the change you want to see in the world.”
“As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake
the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake
ourselves.”
2. You are in control.
“Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”
3. Forgive and let it go.
“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”
“An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”
4. Without action you aren’t going anywhere.
“An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching.”
5. Take care of this moment.
“I do not want to foresee the future. I am concerned with taking care of
the present. God has given me no control over the moment following.”
6. Everyone is human.
“I claim to be a simple individual liable to err like any other fellow
mortal. I own, however, that I have humility enough to confess my errors and
to retrace my steps.”
“It is unwise to be too sure of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy to be
reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.”
7. Persist.
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then
you win.”
8. See the good in people and help them.
“I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I
won’t presume to probe into the faults of others.”
“Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare
of his fellow-men.”
“I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means
getting along with people.”
9. Be congruent, be authentic, be your true self.
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in
harmony.”
“Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim
at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.”
10. Continue to grow and evolve.
”Constant development is the law of life, and a man who always tries to
maintain his dogmas in order to appear consistent drives himself into a false
position.”
Ever have one of those days, When something seems a bit "off" but you just can't put your finger on it...
Or it seems like all the people around you are grouchy and just want to butt heads...
Or just, get into some kind of weird tug of war?
Sometimes, you just need to take a fresh new look and get a different perspective on things.
Remember, to try your best to show kindness to others...cuzit just feels so good!
(Sometimes looking at things from their perspective might help.....)
So, when life gets you down...
Remember to just keep going, and keep your head above water...
And you'll get by with a little help from your friends!
To all of my family and friends Have a nice day. Remember
God can't love you more than
HE already does!
Go Ahead Make Someone Smile.
GOD BLESS YOU!
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, 'How's the singing career going?'
Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?'
Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now.'
Stevie says, 'I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.'
Tiger says, 'You play GOLF?'
Stevie says, 'Yes, I've been playing for years'.
Tiger says, 'But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?'
Stevie Wonder replies, 'Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.'
'But, how do you putt?' asks Tiger
'Well', says Stevie, 'I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.'
Tiger asks, 'What's your handicap?'
Stevie says, 'Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer.'
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, 'We've got to play a round sometime.'
Stevie replies, 'Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. That a problem?'
Woods thinks about it and says, ' I can afford that, OK, I'm game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?'
Stevie Wonder says, 'Pick a night'