Dating Ads for Seniors.. Found in a Florida Newspaper

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

These are actual ads seen in "The Villages" Florida newspaper !

(Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

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FOXY LADY

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5 '4' (used to be 5'6'),

searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.

Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone

to round out a six-unit plot.

Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

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SERENITY NOW

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and

Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,

take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

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WINNING SMILE

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier

to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

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BEATLES OR STONES?

I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights

and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now

a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

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MEMORIES

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.

If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,

let's put our two heads together.

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MINT CONDITION

Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,

many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.

Isn't in running condition, but walks well.