Sunday Family Humour 14th July Page 2

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Alexander The Great

Thanks to Ray O'.

On his death bed, Alexander summoned his generals and told them his three ultimate wishes:

1. The best doctors should carry his coffin;

2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery, and

3. His hands should be let loose, hanging outside the coffin for all to see.

One of his generals who was surprised by these unusual requests asked Alexander to explain.

Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:

1. I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that, in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal

2. I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, stays on earth

3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is TIME.

TIME is our most precious treasure. it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time. When we give someone our time, we actually give them a portion of our life that we will never take back. Our time is our life.

May God grant you plenty of TIME and may you have the wisdom to give it to others in ways that allow you to LIVE & LOVE in peace.

Fed's Deconfliction

Thanks to Forbidden TV

Historical Photos

Thanks to Ray O'.

The Medium

Thanks to Peter D.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.

Prepare yourself to be a widow.

Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, she stared at the woman's lined face,

then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing.

She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,

"Will I be acquitted?"

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Male v female

Thanks to Peter D.

You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

Elephant Eats Phone

Thanks to David H.

A few Observations

Thanks to Tony H.

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