Sunday Family Humour 10th February Page 2

Sunday Family Humour 10th February Page 2

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

Bedroom Problems

Thanks to Cory

George is passing by Paddy's shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Paddy doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson tractor.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right rubber boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and, with a final flourish, he hurls his flat cap

onto a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Paddy?', says George.

'Lard tunderin', ye frightened the livin’ shit out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Paddy.

'Me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.'

Man At Work

Thanks to Ray M.

Never give a Farmer a welder.

Home Made Farm Car

Thanks to Rodney R.

When you live on a farm you learn to "make do" with whatever you find in the barn!!

This is a perfect example of why we save everything. This car has been built with all of

the junk laying out back in the pile, and under the work bench, and stuffed in

the rafters. All this guy needed was a little time on his hands.

Spotted in Cannon Falls , MN on 5/23/12 Its a car? or a truck?

Milk can fuel tank

Check out the gearing wheel.

Dash is a saw blade with handles attached - tractor hand brake - tachometer - 2 mirrors mounted on horse shoes - big truck signal switch mounted on left - single wiper motor -

How many men who grew up on a farm are now thinking 'Why didn't we do that?'

Cow milking apparatus on air cleaner - galvanized wash tub fan shroud

Tractor wrench bracket for headlamp housing

Rear seats from toilet with stereo speakers below them - Newhome seat backs including an Oxen yoke!!

The rear lamp frame built with sawblades and a chicken feeder box - manure spreader drive is still intact - horse shoe door hinges

Tractor seats with pitchfork backs - seat belts - tractor compartment box behind driver seat - gear shift beside hand brake - stereo & cd player on dash blade - the drive chains are still on the floor board. Also please note that he put in seat belts - so he must be street legal??

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Don't play Pool with this Bird

Thanks to Andre M.

Military secrets

Thanks to Ray M.

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Hard Morning

Thanks to Captain Bob.

Iconic Photos From The 20th Century

Thanks to David M.

Amazingly, with the exception of just a few of the events/photos contained in the attachment, everything portrayed therein was in our lifetime. I couldn’t help but reflect where I was and what I was doing during the events depicted in many of the photos.

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