Sunday Family Humour 25th August
Sunday Family Humour 25th August
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The Haircut
Thanks to David H.
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.
You're going to love the Dad's reply:
"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere?"
Geezer Planet Cartoons
Thanks to David M.
Two elderly ladies were talking.
“At our age, I don’t know what would be worse;
Parkinson”s or Alzheimer”s?" one said.
Her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have
Parkinson’s, definitely Parkinson’s. Better to
spill half my wine than to forget where I keep
the bottle."
Bear With Me
Thanks to David M.
An amazing Russian bear
New Street Art
Thanks to Paul S.
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Just Playing It Safe
Thanks to Ray O'.
Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1
Thanks to Top Gear
We're not the only ones getting older!
Thanks to David M.
Boy George
Kirstie Alley
Bridgette Bardot This breaks my heart!!
Nick Nolte
Cybill Shepherd
Sylvester Stallone
Kathleen Turner
Billy Joel
Bob Dylan
Ozzy Osbourne
Mick Jagger
Gary Busey
Burt Reynolds (Had a tiny facelift, Burt?)
Wayne Newton (Nice makeup.)
Mickey Rourke
Clint Eastwood
Keith Richards
Joan Rivers (Get a date with Burt.)
Eddie Van Halen
Linda Ronstadt
Jack Nicholson (Put a shirt on, Jack!)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Lordy!)
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