Sunday Family Humour 25th August

Sunday Family Humour 25th August

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The Haircut

Thanks to David H.

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.

You're going to love the Dad's reply:

"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere?"

Geezer Planet Cartoons

Thanks to David M.

Two elderly ladies were talking.

“At our age, I don’t know what would be worse;

Parkinson”s or Alzheimer”s?" one said.

Her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have

Parkinson’s, definitely Parkinson’s. Better to

spill half my wine than to forget where I keep

the bottle."

Bear With Me

Thanks to David M.

An amazing Russian bear

New Street Art

Thanks to Paul S.

street art

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Just Playing It Safe

Thanks to Ray O'.

Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1

Thanks to Top Gear

We're not the only ones getting older!

Thanks to David M.

Boy George

Kirstie Alley

Bridgette Bardot This breaks my heart!!

Nick Nolte

Cybill Shepherd

Sylvester Stallone

Kathleen Turner

Billy Joel

Bob Dylan

Ozzy Osbourne

Mick Jagger

Gary Busey

Burt Reynolds (Had a tiny facelift, Burt?)

Wayne Newton (Nice makeup.)

Mickey Rourke

Clint Eastwood

Keith Richards

Joan Rivers (Get a date with Burt.)

Eddie Van Halen

Linda Ronstadt

Jack Nicholson (Put a shirt on, Jack!)

Arnold Schwarzenegger (Lordy!)

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