Sunday Family Humour 13th January

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Puns For Educated Minds

Thanks to Ray O'.

 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .

21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again
that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Rare Historical Photos

Thanks to Ray O'.

Rare Historical Photos

Bald Eagle Fishing

Thanks to David M.

Bald Eagle Fishing

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Life As It Happens

Thanks to Ray M.

Ever have one of those days,
 something seems a bit "off"
but you just can't put your finger
on it?
Life as it happens 1
Life as it happens 2

Or it seems like all the 
people around you are
grouchy and just want
to butt heads...
Life 3

Life as it happens 4

Or just, get into some 
kind of weird tug of 

Life as it happens 5

Sometimes, you just need to take a
fresh new look and get a different
perspective on 

Life as it happens 6
Life as it happens 7
Remember, to try your 
best to show kindness
to others...
cuz it just feels so 

Life as it happens 8
Life as it happens 9
Life as it happens 10
(Sometimes looking at 
things from
 their perspective
might help.....)
Life as it happens 11
So,when life gets you down...
Life as it happens 12

Remember to just keep going,
 keep your head above water...

And you'll get by
with a little 
help from your friends!

Have a good day my friend!

Natural Mirrors

Thanks to Paul S.


Dog and Child Moment

Thanks to Cindy

Female yellow Lab with a little Downs Syndrome boy who seems very unsure about dogs
The dog is so gentle & keeps trying to engage the child. What a beautiful animal!

Dog and Child Moment

Africa Photos

Thanks to Paul S.

Here is a unique & beautiful  collection of photos from all the different countries in Africa....depicting the vast differences in cultures, topography, and lifestyle....Africa is considered to be the oldest inhabited territory on Earth....& Africa is the world's second-largest and second-most-populous continent.   it covers 20 percent of the Earth's total land area.  With 1.0 billion people , it accounts for about 15% of the world's human population.

Africa, particularly central Eastern Africa , is widely accepted as the origin of humans, as evidenced  by the discovery of the earliest hominids  and their ancestors, as well as later ones that have been dated to around seven million years ago –  Africa straddles the equator  and encompasses numerous climate areas; it is the only continent to stretch from the northern temperate  to southern temperate zones.  
It is a fascinating destination to visit....   Sit back and enjoy this photographic journey.

Africa Photos

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