Sunday Family Humour 24th February Page 2

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And they're Off

Thanks to Frans

It didn’t take the smarties long to jump all over the horsemeat deal in Europe

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A horse walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Horse says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots

To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian

Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of ....SHERGARS BUM ??

Goose Named Maria

Thanks to Ray M.

Russian Anomalies

Thanks to Captain Bob.

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Stop Getting At Us Oldies

Thanks to Frans

Amazing Aerobatics from the Cockpit

Thanks to David H.

High Voltage Workers

Thanks to Captain Bob

Syria

Thanks to Lee

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