Sunday Family Humour 22nd September Page 2

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Finally, a Golf Joke I Haven't Heard Before

Thanks to Ray O'.

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we

are married I think it's time you quit golfing.

Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong ?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife !" she screams,

"I didn't know you were married before !"

"I wasn't !"

Masculine Moments

Thanks to Ray O'.

Foldable Armadillo-T Cars

Thanks to David H.

Armadillos are New World placental mammals with a leathery armor shell.

The Dasypodidae are the only surviving family in the order Cingulata,

part of the superorder Xenarthra, along with the anteaters and sloths.

The word armadillo means "little armored one" in Spanish.

The Foldable Armadillo-T Car

is the prototype electric two-seater invented by South Korean Scientists.

The Professors who created the car claim it is designed for

crowded urban areas and can be parked on street corners

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/armadillo-t-new-car-folds-parked-2250553

Armadillo-T, a foldable electric vehicle

Reuters

South Korean scientists have made an electric car that

folds itself in half to save space when parking.

With just one click on a smartphone, the prototype

Armadillo-T electric car has a shell - similar to the animal - that

will retract back on itself.

The two-seater is designed to free up space in crowded cities and can

travel 62 miles with just 10 minutes charge at speeds of up to 37 mph.

If you're running short on space in a car park, the rear of the vehicle

quickly folds over its front and reduces the size of the vehicle

to just 65 inches.

And instead of rear-view mirrors, the car has tiny digital cameras

linked up to a flat-screen that show the back and sides of the car.

After exiting the vehicle, the driver can use a Windows-based

computer system to communicate with it on a smartphone,

enabling self-parking.

Armadillo-T parked up before it is folded

However, motorists shouldn't rush to buy one just yet as the Armadillo-T

is not road legal as it does not meet basic road-safety criteria.

Professor Suh In-soo,

of Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology, said:

"They can be parked in every corner of the street and buildings,

be it apartments, shopping malls or supermarkets."

A popular video below showing the prototype in action

has achieved nearly 800,000 YouTube hits.

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Hate Snakes?

Thanks to Frans R.

Walmart Parking Lot

Thanks to Ray O'.

Everybody Needs One

Thanks to Unslave Me

One Word Essays

Thanks to Paul S.

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