The Bat Who Stole Easter

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The Bat who Stole Easter

The Earthlings in Earth-town liked Easter a lot.

Ok that's not true, Christians did, others did not.

Those that didn't liked Ramadan instead

and some liked Passover and unleavened bread

But one thing was common for every single one.

Technology trumped family, they liked to have fun.

But one day in Wuhan, someone ate a bat.

At least we think so, could be a dog or a cat.

They covered it up, the Chinese government did.

Like before with the bird and the swine flu gig

Whatever it was, it made people real sick

And it spread like wildfire through touching and spit

It went on a holiday, yes, the bat took a cruise.

And then finally it all hit the news.

Meanwhile in China, it made such a din

They sent people home and welded them in.

And it got on the planes and traveled around.

Till finally there was nowhere safe on the ground.

So the government stepped in and said "all keep apart"

One and a half metres, the width of a fart.

So they sent the kids home and closed all the schools

And shops, gyms, parks and even swimming pools.

So some young ones took themselves off to the beach

Further they thought, then the law could reach.

But the law had long arms and the fines were a killer.

And then COVID nineteen hit Europe like Atilla.

So finally we learned to say well at home

And talk to our friends over the phone.

Or zoom, till it got hacked, or skype, hangouts or teams

There's plenty of options for techies it seems.

So on Easter morning when the rabbit did come.

We all stayed home and made our own fun.

Relatives and friends we spent time online with each.

with distance no longer constraining our reach.

And the time that we spent was not such a chore.

Our isolation had made us want to connect more.

That bat that stole Easter, it forced us apart

But being alone showed the holes in our heart.

And when this is all over, as it soon will be.

We'll appreciate each other more, don't worry, you'll see.

In the meantime, sit tight and take care of yourself.

But if you feel scared, please cry out for help.

- Gavin Bollard (Easter 2020)