Australian   Apocalypse

 

"The measure of this world is all the things not made by man.”

Tasmanian author Richard Flanagan speaking about the wild lands of Tasmania.



SHOW NOTES

1. Australia's summer (our winter) this year was like a hike through the Book of Revelations. Along with record breaking temperatures and a seven-year drought, there has been record flooding, forest fires where they have never burned before and the country's largest river system has gone dry. How hot was it? In South Australia farmers reported that the pits in peaches and nectarines had gotten so hot that they burned the fruit from the inside. Yes, people are impacted, but the real toll is on Australia's unique native wildlife. Are we witnessing a glimpse of our global future? 

2. Global Warming vs. Climate Change —what's in a name? Apparently a lot. Neither term seems to describe what we are up against. Tune-in to find a brief history of the perceptions of the language of our new and exciting climate and check below for more appropriate phrases that might better communicate what is really happening to the planet — "Stay Tuned for a Weather Forecast from....Hell"

Australia's Longest River and the Fight over Water

Deadly Flooding

  The Big Dry: Drought causing domestic and wild      animals fight for resources and both lose

'Roos: Beloved national symbol killed by the millions

Kangaroo's Giving Birth in a Most Unusual Way

Koalas — being cuddly and cute is not enough

               Not to worry — we can always buy                   furry replicas of our favorite wildlife.

          Other Australian Environmental Issues — we didn't have time to talk about

The Devastating impact of Australia's Shark Net Program

GREAT NEWS: 

After decades of shark nets and drumlines acting as indiscriminate killers of the magnificent fauna in the oceans, the decision has been made to shut them down.                            - It has been common knowledge for years that these methods are not effective and they are killing almost everything else but the target species. This kind of indiscriminate killing is absolutely damaging to the environment and Australia's reputation as a tourism destination. A recent  report shows that people are 100 times more likely to drown at the beach than to be killed by a shark in Australia. The risk is infinitesimally small.

The Fence that has Changed the Local Weather

Coal and  death of the greatest living structure on earth

Fires in Tasmania

“Ancient Gondwanan plant communities thousands of years old stand to be irrevocably lost to fire — never to recover in our lives, our children’s lives,        or our children’s-children’s lives.”

The First Mammalian Extinction due to Climate Chaos

Global Warming  vs.  Climate Change  

What’s in name? Everything. 

“Global warming” just doesn’t cut what we’re up against. How about Climate Chaos — who's in?

We went from:    THE  GREENHOUSE  EFFECT    to    GLOBAL  WARMING     to     CLIMATE  CHANGE

Here are a few suggestions to inspire: 

CLIMATE CHAOS    ·   CLIMATE CATASTROPHE    ·      CLIMATE CALAMITY  ·   CLIMATE CURTAINS 

CLIMATE CRASH   ·   CLIMATE CATACLYSM   ·   PLANET TOAST   ·   THE SUICIDAL PLANET  

WEATHER WIPEOUT   ·    CLIMATE CONTAMINATION    ·    CLIMAGEDDON   ·   CLIMATE MELTDOWN 

GLOBAL CLIMATE EMERGENCY    ·    CLIMATE SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL CLIMATE               

EXCEEDING CLIMATE BOUNDARIES    ·    EXTREME WEATHER WOWZER    ·     GLOBAL STORM 

FOSSIL-FUELED CLIMATE!   ·    THE PSYCHOLOGICAL CLIMATE PARADOX    ·   GLOBAL WAFFLING 

GLOBAL GRIDDLE GRILL    ·    CREATION CRISP   ·    TERRA NOT SO FIRMA    ·      ECO-CIDE                             

SCORCHED EARTH POLICY  ·  PRESSURE-COOKED PLANET  ·   HOT HOUSE EARTH   ·    HOT MESS 

WEATHER WATERLOO   ·   PARBOILED PLANET  ·   METEOROLOGICAL MESS   ·  HOUSE ON FIRE

 OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE    ·    CLIMATE MADNESS    ·    THE WEATHER FORECAST  FROM HELL

· HELLSCAPE (we all know that hell is the worst place ever... ironically we are creating hell on earth)   

What should we call ourselves?

CLIMATE KILLERS               ·                WEATHER WRECKERS               ·               METEOROLOGY MONSTERS         ATMOSPHERIC ASSASSINS               ·               FOSSIL FOOLS              ·                HIJACKERS OF  THE FUTURE     METEOROLOGICAL MUTANTS     ·     EARTH EXECUTIONERS     ·       THE PLANETARY DEATH SQUAD   

· ECO-TERRORISTS  (don't hear much about that lately, maybe because we are ALL eco-terrorists) 

· And maybe the worst insult of all: CLIMATE DELAYERS

· I have the best name for it — in fact we should be required to say or write it every time it is referred to: "Setting Ambitious, Legally-binding Targets to Reduce Emissions Climate" — Yeah that’s it! Or for short: CLIMATE PROGRESS