Go Piss In A Phonebooth!
staring: Filthy McNasty and Gregor Samson,
w/ Elspith Milmore and Mickey Mantle’s Profiles in Courage (who passes out free autographed baseballs to the last subscribers of the Waternews Front Digest (whatever that is!)
reminder: don’t forget to bring along plenty of passports and knishes and great deals for the rest of the audience!
time: next time
location: 16543 Albion Pike
Canyon Gap, PA
admission: 1 (ezra) pound
coming attractions: this week: Lattie, Ruby, Elise, Harriet Stowe, Deborah, and Marvin the Clown
Scene V, Act 34: The Grand Denouncement
Zarathustra: Thus…
Zorastypitch: Indeed!
Billy Balls: hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, heeeeeee
other coming attractions: THE WHITE SCREEN
(now, here’s your pathétique newsreel…)
(cut?! cut before sound?!):
“this week in Amsterdam, a somnambulistic writer became spliced by two of the finest crowned heads in eurip, ze quin of ze empire and other royal dignitaries were or may have been present
”editors- plz revise!”
St. Louis
1972