Suggested Captions 07

1. Coke's new beverage "Flush" gets a big thumbs-down in Jakarta.

2. Prankster kids watch as a woman realizes her bottle has been filled with viper urine.

1. "Hmmm ummh! That mouth was just made for clits."

2. Linda Lavin gives smirking lessons to her young protégé.

1. Surrounded by women, a fascinated lone male observes Britney Spears'

one-woman graphic performance of "The Vagina Monologues" at the downtown Holiday Inn.

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1. Technology Rules! A Las Vegas mother and her daughter argue over wearing mini-skirts to

church. Since April of 2009 the pair have communicated only by texting. "I like having a

record of everything we say" says mom.

2. An L.A. mother examines -- and either OK's or nixes -- the "sexting" photos her precocious daughter

regularly sends to members of the Lacrosse team. "She's a lot hotter than you'd think!" --

Mom remarked.