Bubblegum Love
Well it feels so fresh and it tastes so sweet
It's a chewy double bubble-y bazooka treat
All your teeth start dancing in the aisles
And your tongue is tickled pink and your lips are smiles
But not that far out of the chute
It starts to get a little less juicy fruit
You can still blow a bubble and it still tastes good
But the joy ainโt lasting like you thought it would
Well it's bubblegum love โ itโs just bad luck
All your true romances eventually suck
And you keep on getting stuck
In bubblegum love
Itโs that dejavu highway you're back on
In 15 miles or so the thrill is gone
In about 5 more the flavor plunges south
And you can't go another mile with that thing in your mouth
It was bubblegum love -- as midnight struck
The limo turned into a pumpkin pickup truck
And you once again were stuck in bubblegum love
There ainโt nothing I know that causes more despair
Than to wake up in bed with bubblegum tangled in your hair
Well your short-term solution is another piece
Will the wonders of your optimism ever cease
I suggest a little whole-wheat daily bread
Or just come on over here and chew the fat instead
Well it feels so fresh and it tastes so sweet
It's a chewy double bubble-y bazooka treat
But your caught between a hard rock and a sticky place
โCause the bigger that the bubble gets the more gum you got
Popped all over your cute face
Itโs just bubblegum love, itโs just bad luck
Everytime your heart's on fire your head's dumb-struck
And you keep on getting stuck in bubblegum love