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1. "The man behind me is grabbing my ass!"

2, "These invisible shopping carts are bullshit!"

1. The Mainstream Media assembles for the Republican nominee's first press conference.

2. Leaders of The National Organization for Women gather for their annual "Are Men Necessary?" seminar.

1. Leftist social engineering efforts continue apace.

1. The Manhattan Junior League's summer charity fund-raiser bash

2. "I can't believe he's your psychiatrist!"

3. "Wait'll you see his 'donkey kong'!!"

4. "I think he's thrown his back out."

1. "Jesus! -- the whole god damn bar is waiting for me to uncross my legs. This commando thing is a hoot!"

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1. Tryouts for American Idol brought out some unusual performers.

2. New Guinea's first offical Gay Marriage couple celebrates after the ceremony.

3. Wearing a section of wooden footbridge as a symbol of progress, Borneo's

Chief Mbundolaki demonstrates its strength to China's Minister of Engineering, Wan Foo Hei.

1. "I've never seen someone who's fainted get revived that way."

2. "Like -- how do you get your braces caught on a zipper?"

3. "Sooner or later she's got to relax her jaw."