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Pacino Does Dangerfield

1. Curator of Tokyo's National Museum, Jimmy Chu, unveils the newly acquired

Damien Hirst creation "The Permanent Enigma of Time-Rusted Crap" --

purchased for a cool twelve million dollars.

1. Gaga's bodyguard explains to the limo driver that the sun roof must be open.

1. The stress and expense of 8 babies has taken its toll on Octomom Nadya Suleman.

1. Oliver Stone poses with a copy of his new self-penned book: "Bullshit I SIncerely Believe".

1. Felicity had heard of oral sex, and tried to imagine how it worked.

1. The U.N. has unveiled a new humanitarian plan to bring affordable

hearing-aids to many of the poorest 3rd World nations.

1. "Ladies and gentlemen, I shall now attempt to remove the panties using only my tongue."

2. Many felt Gaga's ventriloquism act was in poor taste.

1. "So. . . This man is in Nigeria and has two million dollars he wants

to transfer into your bank account. And you wired him five hundred dollars along

with your social security number to get the ball rolling. . . . I smell a rat."

1. "As soon as you sign this release, get that dress off."

1. "I love the way she ride it . . . as soon as I get her on top she screams . . .she ride it like a rollercoaster . . . "