Michael Moore
A grand self-righteous activist
A poisoner of men
A half-truth telling lying tub of lard
Who -- in the masquerade charade of doing good
Waddles -- loudly bleating -- through the streets
Seeking only his anointment
As a kind and caring soul --
And with great self-satisfaction
He takes prodigious dumps upon America
And wipes his flabby asshole with the flag