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1. Following the very trendy "Superstar Actress/3rd World Adoption Syndrome",

Jessica Simpson poses with her newly acquired 10-year-old daughter Nami.

1. "What is that stuff? Linoleum??"

2. "Then you gently grasp his balls with your left hand . . . "

1. Ozzie beckons woman to come back stage

She reacts.

1. Nancy Pelosi's family celebrates her healthcare legislation victory.

1. America's changing demographics were evident at Springsteen's recent Asbury Park concert.

1. Prior to the annual Shanghai competition, contestants visualize the huge bubbles

they will attempt to blow. Each participant is allowed 5 pieces of Double Bubble.

2. Formal "ass-kissing" lessons are given each Sunday in downtown Bejing.

1. "Can your vagina say a few more words about how it learned to talk?"