Rudolph the Red Scare Victim

Rudolph – The Red Scare Victim

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw him,

you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Rudolph

join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say:

"Rudolph with your nose so bright,

won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

But Rudolph was filled with bitterness

and wasn’t about to forgive and forget the years he’d been victimized by rose-nose-phobia. Now represented by the ACLU, “R” is seeking $10 million for Claus’s failure to address the rampant nasal harassment in the Pole workplace.