Rudolph – The Red Scare Victim
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
But Rudolph was filled with bitterness
and wasn’t about to forgive and forget the years he’d been victimized by rose-nose-phobia. Now represented by the ACLU, “R” is seeking $10 million for Claus’s failure to address the rampant nasal harassment in the Pole workplace.