Suggested Captions 08

1. Hours before kickoff, Olivia rehearses the National Anthem.

2. Ellen first came out of the closet by informing her grandmother.

3. Agnes once again relives her "clean and jerk" gold medal-winning performance.

1. Seventy mile-per-hour gusts at the amphitheater took their tole on Nat & Natalie's performance.

1. "Mary, look -- if were going to try oral sex again, you can't hold the cat."

2. "Honey, I'm worried that this herpes thing is getting out of hand."

1. "You mean -- this isn't the Feingold wedding?"

1. "So I take hold of his humongus penis and . . ."

2. "Go ahead asshole -- smell my fingers if you think something's going on between

me and your wife."

1. Despite campaign promises of transparency, President Obama's press conferences

grow more and more guarded.

1. The Changing Face of Marriage: Thanks to a ground-breaking decision by the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals,

Roscoe Tannenbaum shares treats with his new bride Larda Mercy.

1. Fearful of being identified and deported under Arizona's tough new law, illegal immigrant construction workers

take their afternoon siesta.