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1. The National Child Welfare League today unveiled a new sculpture aptly

called "Abusive Daddy". Standing below the piece are a tearfull John and Mary

Pinkus, John being recently paroled after doing 2 years for caning their teenage daughter.

1. Seen at an after-party celebrating the premier of Tim Burton's stunning remake

of "The Ten Commandments", Paris Hilton trades jokes with Gloria Steinem.

1. In one of the most remarkable displays of flatulence ever captured on camera, new bride

Mitsui Mitsibushu lets one seriously fly, frightening her husband.

1. "Are you serious?? Custer is coming down here?"

2. A Navasui Indian beams with delight after trading his land for worthless beads

and a bottle of Jack.

1. A heavily made-up Al Pacino takes a break with one of his co-stars, Ka Ching,

during Spielberg's remake of "Every Which Way But Loose".

1. Whitney Houston wowed audiences with her tribute to Ethel Merman.

2. Appearing in Salt Lake, both Whitney Houston and Eddie Mullins (below) get crotch-nailed by beer bottles.

1. Washed up on a Gulf Shores, Alabama beach was what scientists termed one of the

most prehistoric bottom feeders ever found. The flat creature -- 3 feet across and weighing nearly

200 pounds -- is believed to be a distant cousin of the horseshoe crab.

1. Hartford's Changing Face -- Three decades of heavy Hispanic immigration have significantly

changed the character of one of Connecticut's most historic cities.