Oh god why did I eat that pie
To find a reddish bloody eye
Which in that cherry pie did lie
I was told that it was from that guy
My grandma said that he was high
And thought that he was very sly
When he looked up into the sky
To watch his knife that he let fly
It fluttered down into his eye
Which fell out but he could not cry
Because he did not have an eye (to cry)
I’m pretty sure he did not die
But I sure am glad it was not I
Who let his eye fall in a pie
Oh no were all those “cherries” eyes?!
TMI, TMI