Karl with a K / Untitled

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Karl with a K: Stylo, Matt, Noah, Soph

Character list:

Narrator

Karl

Government

Anatomically Incorrect Skeleton Octopus

One member of the audience with a timer (that member will play death)

Random audience member 2

Narrator: Tis Karl K. Skeletonius, gentleman, skeleton, anarchist, greatest enemy of both Government and God motions towards Karl

Narrator: Here standeth Karl, upon his mighty steed, The Soapbox, which he hath carried here from Hell. Here, he preaches to all those who may lend an ear, his voice echoing across the cavernous interior of Shop&Stop

Karl: screeeeeeeeeech with the occasional unintelligible adverb while standing upon The Soapbox

Untitled: Sierra Williams

Government: Shut thy mouth, commoner glares at Karl

Audience member (Death) in a sleazy straight teen voice: Ayo bro - ya got 5 of the 60 second bits to finish dis up

Epic sword fight dance battle ensues (improvise-5 minute interval)

Karl: Thy hath darkened this land for far too many moons - behold thy downfall! Scream loudly and dramatically while charging at Government

Karl picks up his soapbox, as if to hit Government, but instead empties it, revealing an anatomically incorrect skeleton octopus

Karl: Enter, Anatomically Incorrect Skeleton Octopus - pay thy rent!

Anatomically Incorrect Skeleton Octopus: begins playing it’s rib cage head like a xylophone, and not participating in the battle in the slightest

Audience member (Death) in a sleazy straight teen voice: Ayo bro - ya got 5 of the 60 second bits to finish dis up

Other random Audience member: Didn’t ya say that earlier???

Epic sword fight dance battle continues, the Anatomically Incorrect Skeleton Octopus now contributing (improvise-5 minute interval)

Government dies dramatically

Karl: And may humanity remember today forever; the day that Government faced its final defeat at the hand of Karl K. Skeletonius

Karl: re-dies dramatically

Audience member (Death): drags Karl’s body off-stage in the slouchest way possible

Narrator: This play was brought to you by Karl productions, where we strive to make your viewing experience- as unintelligible as possible.

Narrator: Made with real words. No octopus preservatives used. High in Fructose Corn Syrup. Sourced from the nuclear springs of Alabam. Fully hydrogenated.