One day, a magical seed fell into the ground on a mountainside, and sprouted into a beanstalk. However, the beanstalk shed tears each day because unlike its fellow stalks, it was unable to stalk others on the internet. These tears eroded the ground so much, a giant sinkhole swallowed the stalk that couldn’t stalk. Descending from the sky, the Kingdom of Giants descended to the mortal plane. They began scouring the villages for villagers to consume and alpacas to capture. Lol, billy bob village, bob at a billage, billage ate bob. Poor Jack the alpaca had disguised himself as a llama to survive. Despairing the death of his friends, Jack alpacaed around, searching for the cause of the tragedy. Jack decided that he should climb the beanstalk that couldn’t stalk but he fell and got amnesia. So the beanstalk started doctoring and told Jack to go search the land for his memories. Unfortunately, he failed to recall the was pretending to be a llama. Suddenly he was struck with lightning. All of his amazing alpaca fur burned off. He screamed loudly, his high pitched cry rivaling that of my younger brother when the wifi cuts out. Jack was tied up hogtie style and his lovely alpaca bump (goosebump - but alpaca bump) was stripped of his lovely alpaca muscles as he slowly wasted over the stalk that could not stalk.