Once upon a time, an apple fell off a tree onto Isaac Newton's head. No, not the Isaac Newton you're thinking of. Isaac Newton, owner at Newton firms where they grew any type of apple you could think of. The new apple was the kind where when you bit into it, it just turned to dust. Although it is a waste of money, the people loved it and were desperate to steal the recipe. However, the apple recipe was hidden in a space station orbiting high in the Earth's atmosphere. Thus, the easiest solution was simply to blackmail Isaac Newton; going to space was highly illogical. I mean what else am I going to do? Ask? Anyway, the issue is that it fell on his head and burst into dust coating his clothes. This was his only set of clothes, so how was he supposed to do laundry?