Deep in the heart of the jungle, a tiny ladybug stumbled upon a giant, sleeping, something. Its fur was green with algae, and it moved as slowly as the trees. The ladybug, finding it difficult to walk along the creature’s surface, hopped here and there, looking for a face. Maybe it was a friendly something.
Or maybe it wasn’t. Maybe the ladybug was delusional and was really in a plastic baggie full of hair. Or maybe the ladybug got a visit from the genie that appeared to make people grant his wishes.
Either way, the ladybug was eager to meet the mysterious creature, and impatiently began hopping along its furry back.
Suddenly, the sleeping something started to stir. It blinked once, twice. The ladybug waited to see what would happen, still as could be. The great beast blinked again and yawned, its mouth opening greater than caverns. Then its mouth closed and settled into a sleepy smile. It regarded the ladybug curiously, blinking slowly. A pair of eyes grew from the ground, three feet tall. When the robotic eyes landed on the ladybug, it realized that it was a human being who recently got an AI transplant to turn into a ladybug. The ladybug blinked for a third time. Maybe he really was delusional. There were no robot eyes, just the furry creature. The End.