The Wedding

"I object!"

In the middle of the wedding the bride's ex-boyfriend slammed open the door, wearing the same outfit as the groom.

He jumped upon the wedding cake and began to throw cake all over. The bride and groom were not impressed but the minister was highly entertained.

The minister applauded while the groom glared, unamused, as he threw cake and revealed scandalous secrets about their prior relationship.

"Shoo!" "I'm not wearing shoes."

Finally the minister sent everyone away. The wedding was ruined. Everyone, that is, except the bride's ex-boyfriend.

"Silly goofy"

The minister confessed his love for the ex-boyfriend and complimented his hilarious cake stunt. It was love ever since then.

The minister married himself and the bride's ex, then they ran away, leaving the bride filled with rage and covered in cake. She vowed to get revenge.