It’s not every day that you see dogs driving tanks. However, China didn’t want to waste vulnerable soldiers defending itself. And there’s no rule saying a dog can’t drive a tank, just like there’s no rule saying a dog can’t play basketball. Squirrels were jealous at the rights these dogs got, so they made a villainous plan to get their well-deserved rights—and strip the dogs of theirs.
“Bow-wow. I repeat, bow-wow,” Commander Rodent-Slayer checked in on his comms system. Several thousand kilometers away, a squirrel typed away furiously as they tried to intercept the messages of Commander Rodent-Slayer: “I’m in.”
The Squirrel Squadron readied its troops; they were going to decimate the Paw Patrol. The squirrels had a secret weapon up their cheeks—the homosexual agenda.
Carefully, they read through all the intercepted messages to calculate the best time to strike. The plan: step in just as the dogs retreated from Catland. Weak from battle with their ancient enemies, they would be vulnerable. The squirrels held their breath and marched forward with their plan.