A Totally Normal Lollipop

"You really thought you got me. I only eat gluten free. No artificially flavored candies."

"Mhgs…"

He was completely hypnotized by the candy, his saliva dripped down his hand.

"Aha! I have tricked you! Now your hand, and finally your brain will melt!"

"Nooooo!"

"WAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHH!"

It was too late. His brain had already started to melt.

The man laughed, watching the blob of goop fall to the floor. Then he looked around for a new victim.

Ah, yes. A child. Yum!