In order to be an ineffective referee, there are five rules you must follow. Number one: absolutely ALWAYS eat the orange slices for the teams to keep up your energy. Number two: Never forget to release the bees. Number 3: Make sure to always wear your underwear on top of your clothes. Number four: Remember that sometimes people will bleed out, and that’s ok. Number five: Always remember your training complete and utter lack of training. Simply follow these five rules and you’ll have an army of soccer moms screaming at your face by half-time. But hey, they’re not nearly as bad as the soccer dads. If you want to repel angry parents, always remember to do this: Summon the Ender Dragon and God. Also, always carry a mace, a taser, and squad footage of JYK performing. (They will run screaming. ) Then God will strike you down, and you won’t have to worry about it!