As we all know, sharing is caring, but some people just don't care. Like me. So it just so happened that I saw someone eating popcorn, and my first though wasn't That looks delicious, but ME WANT! I immediately approached the bag and stuck my hand inside. I pulled out a buttery, delicious handful and stuffed it inside my gaping mouth. The person stared up at me, frozen in shock. Then that shock turned to a look of glee.
"This will be the last time you steal my popcorn, for it was poisoned and now you shall die!" They're lying, I thought instantly, but no, my head was spinning and I looked down at my arms to find– what? My arms deteriorating into food. And then my legs. Soon enough, I could feel my body to break apart. My cells were popping like popcorn, a horrifying sight as cooked chunks of expanding flesh flew everywhere.