Despite common belief, an unassuming chickenpigeon does not typically take baths in the North Pacific ocean. No, instead, they prefer to travel all the way to the town of crankerpiggerville, where chickenpigeons roamed free and happy. Sometimes it is a long and treacherous journey, but sometimes it’s not. Often times, the chickenpigeons will get hunted by their biggest predator: Pigeonschicken loves to chickenpigeons as their ancestors once started a blood feud that has lasted until today. Today was Bobberty’s day to step up to this eternal blood line battle. The battle commenced with a sacred thumb war between the two. It was uneventful, ending when they both gave up. So the great cheese god descended, disappointed at the end of the eternal battle. The great cheese went home and cried until the cheese became blue cheese (from the sadness). Blue Cheese then got eaten by a Chickenpigeon. Unfortunately, the chickenpigeon was lactose intolerant. yeah. Yuck.