Yesterday I began boycotting Daylight Savings. The easiest way to go about this endeavor was, of course, deleting the sun. Unfortunately, I was not in possession of a spaceship at that time, so I settled for sun deletion in Minecraft. But today, today is the day. I had to act fast, before the sun came up, and time was running out. My Minecraft practice round was over; it was time for the real heliocide.
With determination in my chest and a diamond pickaxe in my hand, I levitated off the ground.
Traveling toward the sun might be the scariest thing I’d ever done—not because it was hot or blinding, but because the closer I’d gotten I realized it was a giant yellow ball wearing black sunglasses and looking cooler than I was. I longed to return to the blocky world instead of facing the awful spherical beast. But I had to press on. I had to destroy the sun. Landing on its surface was the most nerve-wracking event of my life, but it was cool enough thanks to its glasses for me to not be incinerated and I had fall damage turned off. I swung my pickaxe with outstanding force, but it was simply absorbed into the sun; all I had now were my fists and not even two months of martial arts under my belt. I thought I needed another plan and I needed to act it out fast. I tried to punch it, but my hand was immediately burnt off. I took a risk (because my other plans were very safe) and tried to communicate with the sunglasses-clad sun.
“Can you stop Daylight Savings time?” I asked, bracing myself for the worst.
“Oh yeah, for sure dude,” it replied, as laid-back as ever.
Suddenly my wish for the disappearance of Daylight Savings was granted and my boycott was successful! And all it cost was a diamond pickaxe and my right hand. :D