The Vampire Cello

"Get out!"

The pet cello doesn't like to be taken outside for a walk.

Instead, it is thirsty. Cellos, if you don't know, are very thirsty creatures

They also enjoy tap dancing in sewer leakage with balancing wind up dolls.

"Water!"

But mostly, they want water… And will drink your blood if you don't comply.

"How dare you deny me of water. I shall have my vengeance tonight!"

The cello waited until its owner was sound asleep until it made its attack.

The End.