Cab Driver Stories
April 1st 2019
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B-Cab Stories 2019.
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Favorite cab stories was:
Infantry soldiers crazy
Smart Marines
Hotel Health
Marvee
Take him back to Post!
Bulgarians
Not a happy 3 way
Happy two of three
Yes its a nice knife, but
Hostage fun
- picked up several gents at a club, they did looked ruffled.
Restraining Order
- you need the spare keys for your car, but they are at your ex-mother in law and she has what on you?
Johnny the Crackhead -
- At a good class hotel waiting
for a possible airport run. knowing the plane in/out helped. but dispatch sent me to south fairbanks to pick up some drunk and do a booze run. sorry dispatch not getting stuck in where ever. normally trips to the airport, I stayed there. they paided, tipped and did not normally puke/piss in the cab. but after this run, I went onto post, much better class of customers.
Flagged -
- and the follow up with the phone
Flagged for Gas
- flagged a guy for a ride and ge paid fir my gas as payment for the cab fare.
Husband and Wife
- I am a witness.
Husband wife and mother
- SGT you sure you will be able to deal with things?
Its Cold now get in:
- van for 8, picked up 8 at a bar. one of the group complained about the race of one of the customers. my response was, the bar is closed, its cold outside, and I likely will be the last cab to come here, so shut up or get out.
Thank you but I do not swing that way.
Troop you sure you do not need a cab?
body bounce- picking up drunks that do not want to pay the cab fare. They try to jump out, buy first can I stop the car and let you get out? or you force the issue and jump out..
Fare was only 3$ but many seems to not have the fare, but rather spend it all on booze.
26 miles co-driver
no peeing in public
I just need to get paid.
- yes mam, I suspect your tits are lovely, but all I want is cash or a credit card.
damn, fucking in the back of the cab.I hope the airman did well.
- I suspect she needed to get pregant? or just hubby was out of town?
3 people but not a 3 way, not all who have a friend want to share. A husband/wife and their female friend, but he wanted the friend, the wife wanted the friend, but they seem to not want to share here/together?
Stoned or High
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- flagged:
flagged a man on the hiway. took him home north of Fairbanks.
he got there. paid. knocked on the door. i seen a female on the floor as I drove away. reason assumed to be due to door bashed in. called 911 and reported things. did not hear further.
months later. picked 2 people up from a club and took them home. seemed that had just got married? home looked familiar. i then realized why. found a cell phone in the back seat. and took it instead to my dispatcher. due to I had called 911 on them before.
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flagged for gas:
flagged a man at the end of my shift as I had a habit of doing. he as a tip paid for my gas for the night. I was very thankful.
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Cab stories and memories before they go away!
- 50 Cab - The Police/Popo Cab
- White Cab - The Ambulance
- Jcos - joint chief of staff.
Cab shift normally for me was weekend night for 12 hours.
like 6-6am.
High time was the bar rush to/from the bars.
11pm-to an hour after the bars closed.
Normally dispatched by our zones/area but often during Bar Rush the only way to make money was to go off from dispatch and flag customers.
sorry dispatch not going to live the hotel or good club, to go pick up your crackhead "buddy".
BOISE:
- Husband/Wife:
Picked them up, I suspect before the police wandered in to deal with them.
He was drunk, wanted her to come home, she did not want to, in part to been with their new baby for the 9th months and then 8 months and she wanted to spend time with her friends. She alluded that me might get violent "Sir, I am a Witness".
- Leave or ...
- Drunk and core low
Blood alcohol and temperate was likely low.
- Double call
Two cabs showed up for the same people, both took off leaving them behind?
- Two stops:
pick up customer at the airport and its a voucher. so no stopping along the way to pick up fun stuff, its airport-hospital.
- Yes Your Honor?
- Flag Pole
post gate. by the 2nd time around the round about. the mps were positive the soldier/driver was drunk.
FAIRBANKS:
- Career in porn
Solidier was to deployed, his wife was cheating on him already, so he after the 3rd hooker, finally came.
- Where is Marvee
soldier picked up at a dance club. took to mcd and started asking where was Marvee? Marvee aka Marvin was the Troops battle buddy killed in Iraq.
- Pissed off or on
Picked him up, took him home, wrong location? Called police, they did not come, he started to have siezures or wanting to tear
the phone book apart, took him to the local hospital, tried to get their attention, the hospital guard would not take him,
finally the police showed up, just in time to see him drop his pants an pee on the cab and others.
- Safe and warm. Sort of
- Kid is that your dad?
kid did not act well with the man who was his dad.
- 4am Human Pizza
Police or Women Shelter? Face, where picked up and boy friends truck following us? Picked a lady up at 27th in south Fairbanks, she came out of the brush/woods, looking not well, cloths messed up and face looking like it had been hit.
Suggested to her I should take her to the womens shelter or police. I suspect the pick up behind us was her "boyfriend" or like.
- Trip to Tok
bag delivery. tired. playing chicken accidently with troopers.
- Lesbian Cheating
- confusing 3 way. boise
Picked up a couple and a female friend of theirs. I had seen them as I had passed a bar, with the bouncer holding the male up by his throat by his forearm, my current call was to drop off close by, so I let him know, I would be back shortly.
Picked the male and his wife, and their female friend up and it became obvious that there was more going on, namely he wanted the friend, and she wanted the friend, but not in a 3 way but singular?
- Sex is fun airmen
About a young airmen, having sex in the back of the cab with a lovely lady. I forget her name, even though later I had sex with her myself and shared with a friend of mine. I suspect she was a military wife, and had motives or just was bored?
- Driver or Prostitute?
one of my fellow drivers, who drove a suburban, not a good vehicle for gas issues,but good for other things? I knew of other drivers, that was suspected of being hookers. I even had a male offer me money for something, I thanked him for his finding me attractive
but sorry I do not swing that way, so please take your hand off my knee, ended up taking him else where at his choice, and I ended up having to pick him up and take him home, he had spent all his money at the full nude female strip club.
- Sir, put the knife away! Yes it is part of the story, and t is very pretty, but can you put it away.
- I'm hyper, not on meth
- What? males get drugged? soldier got rufeed?
picked up a solidier at a club, he fell on the ice but at the gate he was being nice to the MPs and looking at his eyes said he was not just on alcohol. Took him to the hospital and later his SGT called me up to thank me, the troop had been drugged by someone, likely the BF of the gal the soldier was friends with or ? not all sure
- Mam you sure he is the one?
- Trooper nice AR15!
Show boat, bouncer, two drunk Bulgarians, who did not realize strip not whore, no touching.
- Sorry cash only, not tits!
two ladies, thougth they could get 1/2 off for showing.
- Sorry money tips only!
- Dancer on the fly, she had given a private dance, but he did not realize NO means NO and expected more.
- Sluts vs Hookers
what they do things for? hookers do it for money?
- 12 Mile road march while drunk? Soldier walking back from a club some 6 miles away, not wearing good cloths for the night weather.
- Go to post or jail? the Warrant Officer/SDO said to go back to post.
troop wanted to go the other direction.
- sorry all, but.. (Assault done by customers before I picked them up)
- Health and welfare
picked up a solidier, with his wife and mother, the women started arguing from the start.
- Leaving the Table and fake bathroom break. she goes to the bathroom and sneaks away to the cab.
- we take care of our own!
- Losing customers the hard way!
- We he was a regular not it is a ...
- Thank you for the gas.
picked him up as a free end of the night run. and he paid for my gas.
- Courtesy rides.
- Marines have brains
air wing. army chopper ground crew and fire arms.
- Already baked?
- You sure she is old enough? several under 21 soldier met a gal.
- Stripper on the fly
NOME:
- Bodies bounce
- Dead Friends
- Designated driver. drove with someone in their truck back to Nome from Safety?
- Road almost kill
- Direct to hotel, not liquor store
- Your drunk again?!
- Which one of 3 buildings?
- 98 lbs drunk
- Nice Bathroom try
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Cab Stories:
Cab stories and memories before they go away!
- 50 Cab
- White Cab
Boise
- Husband/Wife
- I am a Witness
- Leave or ...
- Drunk and core low
- Double call
- Yes Your Honor?
Fairbanks
- Career in porn
- Where is Marvee. troop mising his battle buddy.
- Pissed off or on.
- Safe and warm. Sort of
- Kid is that your dad?
- 4am Human Pizza
- Trip to Tok
- Lesbian Cheating
- Sex is fun airmen
Airmen having sex in the back of the cab, with some one elses wife.
- Driver or Prostitute?
Driver, sexy female, wearing skimpy cloths, and a large suburban.
- Sir, put the knife away!
- I'm hyper, not on meth
- What? males get drugged? or infantry troop acting odd.
- Mam you sure he is the one?
- Trooper nice AR15!
- Sorry cash only not tits!
Two ladies offering a view to get 1/2 off their cab ride.
- Sorry money tips only!
- Dancer on the fly
She had gone for a private party, and the customer did not want to understand NO, dance only, no sex.
- Sluts vs Hookersb
Sluts do it for booze?
- 12 Mile road march while drunk?
Soldier walking back from ester? a mile from the main gate of post.
- Go to post or jail?
Warrent officer who was also the staff duty officer, told me to take him back to post. Why? Seems he had been at another bar, and walked in on his GF with her new BF, and when we got to a T in the road, he insisted to go right not left, finally after discussion he realized I was right with "if your going to go where I think your going, I will be picking
him up from the jail.. I suspect he was going to go to his now EX-GF and confront her
- sorry all, but.. (Assault done by customers before I picked them up). had to call police to where i dropped them off at.
- Health and welfare
- Leaving the Table and fake
- we take care of our own!
- Losing customers the hard way! jumping out or via ambulance?
- We he was a regular not it is a ...
- Thank you for the gas.
- Courtesy rides.
- Marines have brains. I just wish the two aviation ground ground crew had brains as well, they pulled weapons out of their car, they had supposedly smuggled the weapons thru Canada, and fired rounds in the air, at the same club I had picked the Marines up at.
- Already baked? stoned or ..
- You sure she is old enough? sorry troop she is not likely as old as you think she is.
Nome
- Bodies bounce
What people do to escape from paying for their cab, but will spend a fortune in getting drunk, or do to get someone else to buy them alcohol and other drugs?
- Dead Friends
- Designated driver
Sorry but you can not drive, but they insist on driving, so you sit next to them as they "drive" but you keep the steering steady, tnankfully the road from Safety
to Nome is flat and stait.
- Road almost kill
- Direct to hotel, not liquor store
- Your drunk again?! friend came over to my place, followed by the driver and his son, of the truck that had brought him back to town, seems he had gone out to drink and Target practice with a 44 long pistol, not sure where he got it and the ammo, but he had decided to quick draw and the pistol had gone off, giving him a good graze and bleeding from it, "get the hell back in the truck, and go to the hospital"
- Which one of 3 buildings?
- 98 lbs drunk. When at lunch, some found me and asked for help with a lady up stairs that had drank way too much, it was cab, or ambulance to lay her on now her side so if she puked, she would not drown on it.
- Nice Bathroom try, but next time can you make it to the toilet before you pass out, and not kneeing in pray like form, bleeding/sweating the other fluid discharge.
- Cell phone chat, a new variation on a military dear John letter.. Soldier at the bar, watching the chat, taking a drink at each new screen?
- showing up at the e-club, just before another driver gets there, in retrospect, She was there in her suburban, hoping to pick up customers for her side business, for I suspected she was hooking? She was very pissed I got there first, I took the soldiers I flagged there to down town, to one of the several bars/clubs favorites with the soldiers.. Kodiaks, to Reflections, Show Boat, and others.
- Soldiers, the warrant officer said to take you back to Post, but based on your wanting you turn right and not left to Post, and the story of why you want kicked out of the Kodiaks earlier, your going to go to your now former GF house and have a fight. So unless you wish to have a talk with the police, MPs, your ,First Sergeant and Commander, let's turn, around and take you to your barracks?
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Fairbanks:
pissed off and pissed on..
For me was a night of trying to figure out where this drunk that got thrown into my cab,
lived and then what drugs was he on, and why the cops was not being faster,
and then ending up at the hospital with the customer and his dropping his pants and pissing on the cab and more..
Nicely just as the cops finally showed up, the hospita had called them I suspect..
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- rumor jcos was in town. having several black suv show up outside a hotel I was at. men in suits with possible bulges led me to think.
- ice road truckers
- pseudo niece met her and her dad, outside a hotel by accident. he was the bio-dad of my daughter.
- what else?
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FANTASY:
Cab driver who hunts evil. While driving cab. or is friends with several fellow drivers, one is a vampire, another is a were wolf
and what else?
Die hard
Van Helsing
League?
Fifth Element
Underworld
Horror
Adventure
Romance
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Car Bomb, or he lockes the doors and walks away as the demon tries to escape and the vehicle blows up.
Cab Driver 2:
Ivan and ... human cabbie..
Ivan getting his pay for the ride, one way or another.
Mike
Characters:
Simone - Werewolf
Steve?
Who and what else?
Dan the cleaner up of the mess at the Cafe?
Ivan - former russian orthodox priest, now a vampire?